Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 22, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    I hope Zipper doesn’t have authority to sign checks.

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    Randallw  almost 5 years ago

    If what’s his name is Bethlehem the star should be above him, not facing him.

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    He’s not far off. I’ve heard of Orthodox folks who put the kids to bed on Saturday nights and then got together with their friends to toke up.

    And this in a Southern state where it is to this day not legal.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Market it as incense…

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    In my book, Zipper’s always been two enchiladas short of a combo.

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    Krokodil  almost 5 years ago

    Garry could be telling us indirectly that Z&Z are kind of prosperous right now.

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    flower among weeds  almost 5 years ago

    He should at least order good looking cars.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Zonker is a marketing genius.

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    Richard L. Johnston  almost 5 years ago

    Tell them that Dinesh sent you.

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    KeyboardsB3  almost 5 years ago

    Me thinks Zipper is too much into the weed.

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    Plumbob Wilson  almost 5 years ago

    They could market “Z+Z Third Red Eye” for Buddhists.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of a very old joke:

    Son, coming into the house breathlessly: Dad, I just saved us a buck and a half. I ran home behind the bus.

    Father, slapping son upside the head: Spendthrift! You should have run home behind a cab.

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    Plumbob Wilson  almost 5 years ago

    Technically, it would have to be “Pareve Pot”. No meat or cheese.

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    montessoriteacher  almost 5 years ago

    It doesn’t seem pot for profit is quite there yet. I urge folks to watch the Netflix documentary Murder Mountain. It gives a lot more insight, though it investigates the murders of several and how others have gone missing in the pursuit of getting rich off the green trade in California, specifically one remote area in California, which I think was called Humboldt County, a beautiful area.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    I need some holy rollers papers.

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    Calling weed kosher without getting rabbinical approval is a one-way ticket to lawsuit land.

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    Bucinka  almost 5 years ago

    Bad idea to call it Kosher without an actual hechsher, which is gonna cost ‘em. Edibles would definitely need one, especially gummies (yes there are Kosher gummies). That said, if they can pull it off, I’d buy.

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    scottartist creator almost 5 years ago

    A few decades ago, NBC was in the embarrassing position of having paid some firm about a million dollars for a stylized ‘N’ logo, only to have it come out in the news that a small station in Nebraska or Nevada had paid a smaller firm about a hundred for an almost identical ‘N.’ And for the small station, the logo made more sense. It wasn’t as if NBC was changing their their call letters to just ‘N.’ They paid a million for only one letter.

    Big money gets suckered by other big money when they lose sight of real, actual value.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    My wife complains that for me it’s all zzzzzzz weed, that when I indulge I just nod off in my chair and let the kids run wild. My reply is that’s why I do it.

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    Squoop  almost 5 years ago

    There’s actually a strain named “Kosher Kush”. Don’t know how I know that tho ;-)

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    Count those chickens!

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Passing a joint around is like sharing the sacrament.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    Go for the big bucks: Z+Z Peyote. Claim a religious exemption and you can do anything these days.

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    Bruce388  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing says Birth of our Savior like a pair of Teslas.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, while I agree with the ‘saving money is making money’ philosophy I question the choice of a Tesla. But, if your going to dream, dream big.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    At the moment I have 9 different strains of packaged legal cannabis on my desk.

    Some of the packaging is interesting. One company sells two half gram joints in a glow in the dark plastic tube, they include one match. I find that amusing.

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    Argythree  almost 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, there are still people serving time for the crime of carrying this product…

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    ron  almost 5 years ago

    Years ago, as my business was struggling to “get on its feet” my tax accountant mentioned an expense I hadn’t planned for. “Oh well”, I said. “At least it’s tax-deductible.” He smiled and said, “But first you need an income to deduct it from…”

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    Ham_Gravy  almost 5 years ago

    Somewhere in the old National Lampoon pages, was some reefer packaging artwork, and amongst the brand names were Holy Smokes – “A ponder in every puff – A truth in every toke”

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    WF11  almost 5 years ago

    Unfortunately, there are many people who think just like Zipper here. I’ve seen a young couple get a “great deal” for $9,000 on a certain item that was listed at $12,000 (neither amount could they really afford anyway), so they “made” $3,000 and figured they could go out and spend it!

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    mfrasca  almost 5 years ago

    Hanukkah edibles— Ganja Gelt

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    dsjwriter  almost 5 years ago

    I’m certain that believers would prefer this version of getting stoned to that which befell St. Stephen.

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    Eric S   almost 5 years ago

    Christians have no business using mind altering drugs. Gal 5:19-24, the word “witchcraft” is a rootword “pharmakeia”, where we get our modern root pharmacy. To be clear, medicine that is beneficial is good.. but anything used in a twisted way can turn very wrong. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians+5%3A19-24&version=NIV

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    TerryBardy  almost 5 years ago

    Zonker is a big kid when it comes to Christmas!!!

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    garcalej  almost 5 years ago

    How about we just sell weed, hmm? Good, clean, fast-acting THC that makes you briefly forget your troubles without the conceit that it will somehow save your soul or cleanse you spiritually.

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