Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Those aren’t even buttons anymore – they’re so deep, they’re vertebrae. So now they get on each other’s nerves.

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    Even in mid Winter, Jung is busting out all over.

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    And stay away from the heater vents!!!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    And they pluck each other’s eyes too.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, no one’s made the “cold shoulder” gag yet?

    “I can’t…warm up to him”?

    “There’s snow chance we can work things out”?

    “She’s such a pain in the ice—

    OK, I’ll show myself out

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago
    He’ll say are you married, we say not for long, man… ♫♪♪
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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Snowman humor can be so cold!

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 5 years ago

    What gave you that idea?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I guess you can say that! She gets all mushy at times and piddles all over the floor….

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    Darryl Heine  almost 5 years ago

    They are snowmen, not the Pillsbury Doughboy!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Just like we did in the AT&T patented Human Resource Assessment Challenge test. Oh, those were the days.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Definitely a Frosty relationship

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