Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Time to put those horns to good use

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, he’s just running around outside. We’ve seen him numerous times!

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Goat would like to protect you from the world. Pig, but he knows it is futile. He is only one goat!

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    Forget it Goat the World is one tough hombre!

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Careful, the World is apt to be moody – it is going though climate change.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig tis time to move the ball forward … Who was the MD that gave you the Debbie Downer pills ? Fire that MD now ! …. Croc Power !

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    Me too, Pig.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought Goat was a pacifist. I guess you learn something every day.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    You got to stand up to the world, Pig, and be a lighting bacon.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    The world wants to eat you, Pig. And you too Goat.

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    I feel your pain Pig!

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    Nathan Daniels  almost 5 years ago

    That’s what she said.

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    elbow macaroni  almost 5 years ago

    Another boring Pearls

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    SusieB  almost 5 years ago

    Go on over to Cat’s Cafe. No bullying there.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    “The World”. Great name for a pro wrestler.

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    froggie818  almost 5 years ago

    “The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

    Suck it up, Pig.

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    johndifool  almost 5 years ago

    One day I noticed the world at my feet

    Next day comes and it rolls into the street

    Gathering speed

    Paying no heed

    That made me bleed until I was blue

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig needs to pick one of those days where you wake up and feel like you can kick the world’s ass.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    You just don’t quite get it Pig. The entire Universe is out to mess with you.

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    Kveldulf  almost 5 years ago

    Goat, if you want to beat up a bully and know it will really help, you know who to go after and where he lives.

    The Secret Service might make it a little difficult, however.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Life’s a b***h. Then, you die. Enjoy!

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    Time for Goat to start beating the ground.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    I understand Pig.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Pastis had already beaten that horse to death.

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    darlabass  almost 5 years ago

    The young’uns are going to take over and hopefully fix most of the damage and then put us old farts in facilities where we cannot harm ourselves and others since we have been unable to grow-up to be anything but destructive.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Just an ounce of Valium and you’ll be ready in no time.

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    Strod  almost 5 years ago

    And let’s not forget that in the PBS universe the world is quite mean.

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2019/09/22

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    AaronHayes  almost 5 years ago

    Those are 8 words I would’ve never expected to come out of Goat’s mouth considering how sane and level-headed he usually is.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Get over it. — Don Henley, Glenn Frey

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    If you find the world’s against you, perhaps you need to find out WHY !

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “It’s a hard world after all…”

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    CrossDoggo™ ✔️  almost 5 years ago

    HOW DO PEOPLE GET SO MANY LIKES HERE

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    The World is a strange place. There are seven billion stories on the world, and this is one of them.

    —Which should humble Pig and that surprisingly violence-prone Goat!

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    KISSARRAH  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t imagine Goat offering to beat anyone up.

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