Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2019

Time to put those horns to good use

Oh, he’s just running around outside. We’ve seen him numerous times!

Goat would like to protect you from the world. Pig, but he knows it is futile. He is only one goat!

Forget it Goat the World is one tough hombre!

Careful, the World is apt to be moody – it is going though climate change.

Pig tis time to move the ball forward … Who was the MD that gave you the Debbie Downer pills ? Fire that MD now ! …. Croc Power !

Me too, Pig.

I thought Goat was a pacifist. I guess you learn something every day.

You got to stand up to the world, Pig, and be a lighting bacon.

The world wants to eat you, Pig. And you too Goat.

I feel your pain Pig!

That’s what she said.

Another boring Pearls

Go on over to Cat’s Cafe. No bullying there.

“The World”. Great name for a pro wrestler.

“The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

Suck it up, Pig.

One day I noticed the world at my feet

Next day comes and it rolls into the street

Gathering speed

Paying no heed

That made me bleed until I was blue

Pig needs to pick one of those days where you wake up and feel like you can kick the world’s ass.

You just don’t quite get it Pig. The entire Universe is out to mess with you.

Goat, if you want to beat up a bully and know it will really help, you know who to go after and where he lives.

The Secret Service might make it a little difficult, however.

Life’s a b***h. Then, you die. Enjoy!

Time for Goat to start beating the ground.

I understand Pig.

I thought Pastis had already beaten that horse to death.

The young’uns are going to take over and hopefully fix most of the damage and then put us old farts in facilities where we cannot harm ourselves and others since we have been unable to grow-up to be anything but destructive.

Just an ounce of Valium and you’ll be ready in no time.

And let’s not forget that in the PBS universe the world is quite mean.

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2019/09/22

Those are 8 words I would’ve never expected to come out of Goat’s mouth considering how sane and level-headed he usually is.

Get over it. — Don Henley, Glenn Frey

If you find the world’s against you, perhaps you need to find out WHY !

“It’s a hard world after all…”

HOW DO PEOPLE GET SO MANY LIKES HERE

The World is a strange place. There are seven billion stories on the world, and this is one of them.

—Which should humble Pig and that surprisingly violence-prone Goat!

I can’t imagine Goat offering to beat anyone up.