Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2019

I wonder if Rat bought cannabis stocks.

His Highness Rat.

If meth was in the mix, I could see him cleaning the house. But not eating up the pantry.

Rat’s buys stocks when severely depressed, then sells while hanging out at the local cannabis dispensary.

Well, at least you got a clean house out of it.

sounds like his investment went to pot…

Sounds more like something Pig would do.

Gives new meaning to the comic strip ‘Hi and Lois’.

So it wasn’t all bad.

Pharma

Lab rats have the best drugs…

LOL- more or less an open drug reference on the comics page? That’s great.

So he bought a stash with all that cash…… Croc Power ! Pass the dutchie to the left-hand side …

A time-release edible: THC first, then later speed kicks in. You’ve got a better explanation?

So what did Rat do to get “low”?!

Rat thinks he’s Thanos?

He got ratfaced!

how this passed censorship?

Reefer madness.

LOL – almost snorted my morning coffee laughing.

Oy! Delusional RAT!

When I open up a studio, I’m gonna need the best financial advisor ever.

There’s always a catch.

Rat’s eyes should be a lot redder in the middle panel…

What does he buy when he’s low, funeral home stocks?

Unlike Rat I ate everything in the entire house that contained sugar and then laid around listening to music. That didn’t last because I couldn’t get any of the kids to put on another CD for me.

Purple haze all in my brain

Lately things just don’t seem the same

Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why

’Scuse me while I kiss the sky

When I’m low, I can’t find the energy to buy anything.

And now, Rat, it’s legal in so many places! High Times are with us until our “representatives” decide they aren’t….

Who needs financial advice if they can afford weed?

F.A. a salesperson who parrots what the ninja number grunchers tell them what to sell. Just try to find an F.A.s salary.

I don’t get it.