Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2019

Sounds more like kryptonite.

Rat has joined AA.

Sounds a lot like politicians running for an office and racking up huge debt.

My super power is mediocrity. Not very exciting, but I do it very well !

when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…

and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…

ask a glass of water what being drunk is like

Your charisma is never compelling anyways, Rat.

More likea thinking you Sauron with the One Ring, and you are really Gollum without it.

Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…

Hiccup! Wha’d ya say?

A cautionary “tail” from rat.

Rats last comment….“and with a belly” should have been “and with a belly full of beer”. Oh yeah!

Drinking ain’t in my future.

Been there, did that…28 years sober………..and counting.

Guard duck backs defensive ratto

If you want to know what being drunk is like, ask a glass of water

“Down where the drunkards roll” Richard & Linda Thompson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdx1fwEKrw

I’d say that pretty well sums it up perfectly!

Sounds like my uncle.

Weed can do this too- or so I’ve heard !!!! lol

When people ask me why I don’t drink, I say it’s because I’ve been around people who do.

So more like Endgame Thor.

are you saying its just projectile vomit and I can’t really shoot laser blasts out of my mouth? aw, man.

Because you had to be a big shot didn’t he you had to open up your mouth…

Merry Charismas

So much for Rat’s superpower fantasy….

I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.

Moon knight