Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 03, 2019

Don’t worry – it’s just an allugeion.

I’m missing the joke. What is the word you would be called? A “Loogie”? (Lugie)???

I’m not among the lugerati, so I had to go to Wikipedia:

“A luger steers by using their calf muscles to flex the sled’s runners…”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luge – second sentence.

well, we have winners and we have lugers.

so , at the gold medal ceremony for the luge, the winner is a luger

Doesn’t matter either way, you’re still silly and unimpressive. :)

If the slew fits…

Lugers of the world, unite!

Just don’t dress him up as a predatory bird with a red tail.

OK, Dan Thompson. We’ve spent a LOT of non-brief time deciphering today’s Brevity…care to elucidate us? “Luger” is the closest, methinks. What’s the gag?

Only members of the Illuginati can be privy to the true meaning of the punchline.

Most people call them “Lugers”, but the luge athletes call themselves “sliders” or a “luge slider.”