Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 04, 2020

So age as determined by ice cubes . . . when young kick it under the fridge because you don’t want to be bothered to pick it up . . . when adult you pick it up instead of kick it under . . . and when you reach old age you kick it under because you can’t bend over to pick it up. Okay, I think I’ve got it now Auntie.

And then you need to disinfect it with boiling water..

I’m 61 and still do it.

Aunty, you have a special approach to measuring maturity.

A reliable yardstick for a clueless dingbat! :-)

You just started doing that today?

I still Kick some under the Fridge, mainly the ones that break up on impact. :-) We live in Florida so I figure if I give the Palmetto Bugs a Drink every now and then they won’t Come Out . :-} Out of Site-Out of Mind ! :-}

But, can you pick up an Ice Cube with a piece of String without touching it with your fingers?

Uh oh….I mean, who still does that? Not me, Nope, not me…