The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 18, 2019

Get something with a longer hemline…we can almost see your niblets.

Ho, ho, ho! Green Giant!

Lemme guess…He drives a Pinto (It is his Fava-rite car).

Yup, got it in one.

See? It isn’t easy being green!

“Oh, simply JOLLY.”

Does it come with a pea coat?

and don’t try to jack up the price…

That tailor needs to ask if his beans dress left or right.

HO HO HO, the JOLLY GREEN GIANT!

Lettuce agree that this is a corny that can’t be beet — HO HO HO!

With those beans, you are in a bad area fellow.

I heard about this place on your podcast.

Really tall, really short, we have the same problem with getting clothes to fit right.

I think the tailor thought he said 3-pee suit.

Don’t forget to say “Peas & Thank you”.

He needs to impress the jury at his stalking trial.

Ummm, how did he get in there?

“Is it the frank or the beans?”

“I don’t know, both I guess.”

“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”

The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where a lot of people — including the big guy and his sidekick, Little Sprout — speak with a Norwegian accent. This led to an unfortunate misunderstanding, resulting in a morals charge, when he was overheard to say he wanted to play with the Green Boy Peckers.

Oh Man, he wants to get a fix of nitrogen.

So is this tailor gonna make a three-bean suit??

But can he afford such a suit on his celery?

Just tell him to hit the road, JAck

I’ve been to la Suer Minn. and seen the jolly green giant on the way into town.