Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 04, 2019

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 5 years ago

    Only thing I liked about business meetings. A break from work and phones.

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    wolfiiig  almost 5 years ago

    Then they can break for lunch and then take an early quit! Planning pays.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    The guy there with the blank page has it. Doesn’t he?

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    I usually like meetings. They give me a break from working, and allows me to sit and recharge my thoughts. It’s rare that I actually have to listen and contribute.

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    biglar  almost 5 years ago

    I swear I’ve been in more than a few of Wiz’s meetings.

    Conference calls on MS Teams are the best. The connection is usually such garbage that you can get away with the ol’ “I think I’m losing you guys…..”, hang up, and get back to work.

    Of course when you actually feel your input is needed is when Teams wonks out for real. Sigh.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    thinking of the Philadelphia Cream cheese commericial…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5OAZy3ODTY

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s why the REST of us are overwhelmed- we’re doing ALL the work!

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    Snolep  almost 5 years ago

    As a retiree, I take meetings with GoComics.

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    The only reason for a business meeting is that it has been a month since that last one. The only thing agreed on at these meetings is what donuts to buy and when to schedule the next meeting.

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    jim_pem  almost 5 years ago

    “Y’all” – I guess the Wiz is from the Southern part of the kingdom.

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    I used to work for a reinsurance company, manager of the dept. used to call meetings in his office and would answer the phone in the middle of them.

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    I always hated meetings. My attention span only lasted as long as my butt not hurting.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So where’s the coffee and donuts?

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Meetings are the practical alternative to doing actual work.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He wanted a bagel and cream cheese!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    So that is what they are all about….

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    Calliope22471  almost 5 years ago

    Send out for pizza while you’re at it!

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    ForbesField  almost 5 years ago

    I hope someone brought donuts.

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 5 years ago

    The main reason to have a meeting is to do so at lunch time and have the company pay for your lunch; otherwise, most things are better accomplished with a few emails and a few impromptu discussions at desks.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    I was OK with meeting as long as they were productive. Meeting for sake of having a meeting, I’d rather be working.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    We had early morning faculty meetings, and then had to put in a full regular day of teaching.

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