Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 04, 2019

A very gross practice.

“Thou shalt not get on God’s last good nerve”. Misophonia ch. 3 vs. 4

You can sin, but you have to do it in a classy manner.

“Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God Forbid.”

They always show the snake as legless at the START of the story! I mean, spoilers much?

Ye can smite them mightily, but you’re lucky gum popping hasn’t been invented yet.

“There has never been a apple, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into foeceating it. " Adam Young

Introducing Hubba Bubba gum didn’t help any.

Hmph! Mouth-breathers…

As a Hissing serpent, my work here is done…..EH EH EH

It was a pomegranate in the original text. Too many seeds.

What’s next…close talkers?

You never know what’s going to tick off the Almighty. You’d think if it bothered Him so much, He’d have made it one of the Commandments. “Thou shalt not chew with thy mouth open.” Maybe He did. After all, if “Thou shalt not stew the kid in its mother’s milk” really means “Thou shalt not cut a roast beef sandwich with a knife that, a week ago, somebody else used to cut a cheese sandwich”, then maybe “Honor thy father and thy mother” really means “Thou shalt not chew with thy mouth open”. After all, that’s the sort of thing parents are always saying to their children.

I’ll bring up the question the next time I’m in Bible class. You should, too.

Apple? Could be worse.

Ezekiel 4:12-15

Hey, blame the parents!

Have you ever watched a squirrel, raccoon or skunk chewing? Not just gross but messy! At least dogs and cats chew with their mouths closed.

Not a sin, but it should be.