Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 04, 2019

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Still, you’re going to be undead for a long time.

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 5 years ago

    The older you get, the faster time goes. Maybe it just feels like a minute to him now.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Short term memory is the first thing to go.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    This is what happens when you reform and stop drinking blood. You need blood!

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    scottartist creator almost 5 years ago

    Other times, Gary bemoans being undead. But then, there’s Owen, who’s doomed to hang around as a ghost who hasn’t solved a single one of his hangups from life, and Travis, kept alive with no place to go.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t trust Leopold hanging around while I was having a snooze !!!! lol

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Gary almost forgot his roots…gasp!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    So sometimes thinking helps? Let me think about it….

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    If I’m around even one-tenth that long, I’ll surely be itching to move along. Immortality is grossly overrated.

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ..“waiting fer the Judgement Day…”

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    Billy Yank  almost 5 years ago

    Well, that answers my question about how long Gary has been around. Now how long has he been hanging out with Leopold?

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    dbwindhorst  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a “jugular half-full” sort of thing.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    In vampire terms, Gary may have contracted Early-Onset Dementia. Or maybe we should be content with he’s just stupid as well as timid.

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