Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 10, 2019

How about another Bahbon . . . . on the house

I’da thought if you hadn’t started thinking it’s your own fault after the fifth time, curses would come into the picture (or you’d just be cursing…)

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.

— Auric Goldfinger in “Goldfinger”

It must be Paulie’s fault. Every time the ship gets stuck on a spire, Paulie just happens to be there.

Eddie, you’ve got the denying down but you need to work on the deflect.

Question. Was Joe an “accident” between Flo and Eddie at Woodstock?

“Not of this world….. Not of this world….. Not of this world….. Not of ….. "

There are some serious tides in that part of the world.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the Bermuda Triangle spins off little wormhole vortices that travel north up the coast with the currents right through Captain Eddies favorite fishing area.

More bad news: Eddie may need to start looking for a replacement for his cat; which is looking pretty stiff. Maybe something in a nice colourful parrot. . . . and an eye-patch. Ya’ see where I’m goin’ ? Aarrgghhh!

But you see if it wasn’t for bad luck,Trying to tell you son if it wasn’t for bad luck, now nowOh, oh, I wouldn’t have no luck at all

I drink morning coffee with some older guys, and yes, I believe I’ve heard some of their stories for the 857th time.

Don’t Captains have their licenses reviewed every so often?

There’s a ton of pols who depend on that excuse every day

once is luck

twice is coincidence

three times is enemy action- Auric Goldfinger.

Eddie will continue to have “Bad Luck” until he finally accepts his own ignorance is the root cause of his troubles.

Just possibly, Captain Eddie exaggerates his misadventures. You think?

They’re keeping track?

Once is an happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action. Now: Who is the enemy‽

Bad luck is when the storm happens that wasn’t listed to hit. This is oddity, high weirdness. This is unusual.

858th time. But who’s counting?

Eddie, that’s not a navigational error. We need to examine the possibility that your ship is haunted, cursed, manipulated by aliens . . .

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action. — Ian Fleming