Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2019

Bermuda Triangle, Party of 3? your table is ready.

Paulie needs to do the interviews.

Hey, give him the job. I sometimes have the same problem finding the bathroom in my house. I should be all right after a couple more years here.

Eddie takes up a lot of that stool

Flo’s diner is a lot like Snoopy’s dog house, a lot bigger on the inside than the outside

Check to see if he left a puddle somewhere while he was searching for the restroom.

Captain Eddy really needs this navigator………not.

Shades of Douglas Corrigan.

“…Couldn’t navigate his way out of a wet paper bag.”

I once got a finance job after being asked “Do you dream in color?”.

How many times do I have to tell him? Just let Paulie do the navigating!

Birds of a feather . . .

Don’t hire Fred Noonan as your navigator, as you might not ever get to where you’re going!

Does anybody know how to spell S.O.S.?

Retired pol? Can’t find his way out of a paper bag? Good choice

Love the t-shirt and am thinking of stealing the idea for myself.

I like Flo’s response, I’d be first to buy a ticket cause it’s going to be a doozy!

Love the applicant’s t-shirt, but it’s an enigma:

I > U? or Coffee > U? If it’s the latter, I concur.

Hire this guy Eddie. you can sail away for tropical Tahiti and then question him hw you ended up on the peak of Mt. Everest.

Knowing Captain Eddie, shouldn’t the navigatah be blind?

Would having Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz in the background be fair use under satire?

He discovered his way OUT of the hall. But did “greater than” man ever find his way TO the john?

As Yogi Berra said “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”

Yeah, that hallway that is straight as an arrow and only goes to One Place.

The Ladies Room is down a Different Hallway just because of customers like him. And Cap’n Eddie. Both of them can get lost moving from one barstool to another.

In God we trust: All Navigator Applicants pay Cash.