The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 29, 2019

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    Or, maybe not.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No Brutus, I don’t think you can pass it off that easily.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But that’s ok because my sleeping device took over and I woke up in time to see the final credits.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    [ The Price Is Right “Losing Horns” Fanfare Plays] Yes I posted this so many times, it’s now become a regular feature of mine.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Must be genetic.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    Two more movies are planned: one, in which Jason discovers religion (Bourne Again) and one that revolves around him, but he isn’t in the movie at all (Bourne Free) .

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    llong65  almost 5 years ago

    actually more then three movies, a forth with a different actor and the fifth Matt Damon returns.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Uncle Ted lost me at “coffee was brewed”. That’s the last thing I want at night.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Well, Brutus can’t be the loser all the time.

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    tstuarta1  almost 5 years ago

    Did Stephan Pastis moonlight here?

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t believe that I had to read it all the way to the end for that.A well deserved rim shot…

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    nicely played

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Waited months for this chance, eh, guys?

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Must have taken them all year to think that one up. Ending 2019 on a high note….

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    Spacetech  almost 5 years ago

    Groan….

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just read the original books. You will discover that the movies are…lacking.

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    And one where he is conned out a fortune: Bourne Yesterday.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    And there’s another song, Bourne Free Because Your Father is The Head of OBG/YN. The Cannibals have come up with a new dinner menu. Bourne Free With Meat and Potatoes.

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    Martin Booda  almost 5 years ago

    There are a thousand Bourne movies, all dubbed in French. Haven’t you ever heard of Mille Bournes?

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    OY!

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