[nsfw] 100% true. Years ago a work mate of mine proudly displayed a Jenna Jameson bobble-head doll he’d purchased.
I hit the roof. I told him that a porn star bobble head doll was the most useless, idiotic waste of money imaginable.
What you want, I explained, was porn star finger puppets.
Very cute-icle
Santa Claws…
Insist on STD® Brand Hand Santatizer. Because you don’t know where that old man’s hand’s been!
you can see that dan’s completely lost his santaty…
Once again Dan has given us one where few to no one gets. Come on Dan if isn’t funny or satirical it’s a waste of our time.
And a few months after that was published, you find that little bottle won’t be anything like big enough.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
[nsfw] 100% true. Years ago a work mate of mine proudly displayed a Jenna Jameson bobble-head doll he’d purchased.
I hit the roof. I told him that a porn star bobble head doll was the most useless, idiotic waste of money imaginable.
What you want, I explained, was porn star finger puppets.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
Very cute-icle
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Santa Claws…
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Insist on STD® Brand Hand Santatizer. Because you don’t know where that old man’s hand’s been!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
you can see that dan’s completely lost his santaty…
clarrywat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Once again Dan has given us one where few to no one gets. Come on Dan if isn’t funny or satirical it’s a waste of our time.
No New Wars 10 months ago
And a few months after that was published, you find that little bottle won’t be anything like big enough.