cop: you're probably wondering why I stopped you... we've gotten reports of a creppuy old man in han colors breaking and entering homes in the area!! I'll add bribery to that list too,,,
Note to anyone wondering; this first came out on December 24.
Finally someone brave enough to stop that creepy man in red clothes! Bravo!
Keith, nice flip on that recurring trope.
According to a certain group of justices, that may not be bribery, just a gratuity.
“Let’s get Santa Claus—’cause…
Santa Claus has a red suit. He’s a Communist;
And a beard and long hair. Must be a pacifist.
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?
Mister Claus sneaks in your home at night:
He must be a dope fiend, to put you uptight…
—Arlo Guthrie
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Keith Knight
February 13, 2017
Yontrop 4 months ago
Note to anyone wondering; this first came out on December 24.
Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago
Finally someone brave enough to stop that creepy man in red clothes! Bravo!
krisjackson01 4 months ago
Keith, nice flip on that recurring trope.
RabbitDad 4 months ago
According to a certain group of justices, that may not be bribery, just a gratuity.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
“Let’s get Santa Claus—’cause…
Santa Claus has a red suit. He’s a Communist;
And a beard and long hair. Must be a pacifist.
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?
Mister Claus sneaks in your home at night:
He must be a dope fiend, to put you uptight…
—Arlo Guthrie