The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 09, 2024

Whenever I go to a casino, all I’ve ever gotten was a couple of free chips.

There can be only infinity Keith Knights. There is also an infinity of Ted Knights.

Free nunchucks at the casino reminds me of that time a baseball team gave out free baseball bats on the same day as the 10 cent beer promotion. It was not pretty.

I think “nunchuks” is one of the few times in modern English history where a word was re-spelled phonetically, based on how people collectively decided to pronounced the word “nunchakus”