Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for December 04, 2019
December 02, 2019
December 06, 2019
Transcript:
MIRACLE DIET Presenter: My new diet let's you eat anything you want... ...and still achieve your target weight. Man: How long will it take? Presenter: You'll get there a few months after you're dead. Man #1: I'm in. Man #2: Yup. Woman: We too.
Ida No about 5 years ago
Any plan that requires no effort on my part, and guaranteed results after I stop caring, is the plan for me.
Ontman about 5 years ago
It’s not a new idea.
Sovie Premium Member about 5 years ago
Does it get rid of incorrect apostrophes?
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
WORDS TO LIVE BY. Live Fast. Die Young. Leave a good looking corpse.
BubbleTape Premium Member about 5 years ago
depends on what your target weight is and if it is more or less than where you are at.