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MIRACLE DIET
Presenter: My new diet let's you eat anything you want...
...and still achieve your target weight.
Man: How long will it take?
Presenter: You'll get there a few months after you're dead.
Man #1: I'm in.
Man #2: Yup.
Woman: We too.
WORDS TO LIVE BY. Live Fast. Die Young. Leave a good looking corpse.