Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 19, 2019

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why doesn’t Santa have a wish list facility yet?

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Kid has the world – of gimme’s – at her fingertips.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Her smart phone allows her to control the EZ Bake Oven remotely.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Our local post office has a Holiday-decorated mailbox on a post in the lobby for kids’ letters to Santa. I asked why there wasn’t an email address too, or a phone number for texting? They said that wasn’t their department.

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    MartinPerry1  almost 5 years ago

    Up here in Canada, the Post Office employees would reply to letters addressed to Santa. I wonder if they still do.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Just call Amazon.

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