Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 18, 2019

But will “Ronco” take payments from “Glacticbank”, and what is the exchange rate from Dollars to Triactic Ninghis?? (Remember, 6 Ninghis = 1 Pu.)

They have renamed the book to “How the Grinch Sold Christmas.”

January 2nd can’t come fast enough.

That’s just western practice. There’s more to earth than that.

There would be no civilization without consumerism!

The true meaning of Christmas? Spaghetti with plenty of maple syrup.

They must have picked up something from Jerry Falwell, or some other Fake Christian minister who’s really only in it for the money.

Sucked in, the poor aliens. I tried to warn them.

I’m not Paypal is going to accept your currency.

Payable in advance no doubt and no refund ever.