Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2019

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    Wilde Bill  almost 5 years ago

    Just be glad she didn’t want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    What about the pooper-scooper to go with it?

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    That child has mad skills. Don’t see many children that can lay brick like she is.

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Did she consider Santa will just ring her doorbell instead??

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    She insured that Santa has the best possible flue shot.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You didn’t know little Suzie had been watching all those shows on HGTV, did you dad? She’s stronger than she looks. That kid is destined for greatness in something, mark my words.

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    momofalex7  almost 5 years ago

    Hope the roof holds up.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Oh great. Now aliens can land their space ships right inside your house.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    I peeked in the parcel the wife got me for Christmas. It was a pair of spurs and a riding crop so I’m guessing pony…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    There is still the issue of you being on the naughty list.

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    VictoryRider  almost 5 years ago

    Hope you know how to roof as well. You’re going to have to remove the shingles from around it, install angle flashing and then counter flashing, and then re-shingle around it. (Not to mention that the chimney will now take up most of the living room…unless it tapers after it goes through the roofline. But then it would defeat the purpose of widening it because the pony wouldn’t fit past that point. Or am I over thinking this? :-P )

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    or even a hippopotamus…

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 5 years ago

    Dang, girl. Bricklayers are well paid. You can buy your own herd o’ ponies.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! It’s time someone tell her the truth…DAD? MOM?

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Masonry + freezing = it’s a good thing it only has to last 9 more days.

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    dsidney49  almost 5 years ago

    Dad’s reaction: mortar-fied!!

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    might be a tad bit drafty in the house

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Kid, you best wish Santa brings dad a pony.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    And then Santa simply shoves the pony down, and it dies upon impact with the fireplace….

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    She asked for a pony, but all she got was deer poop. She must have been on the naughty list.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Who goes first; the pony or Santa?

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