Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 01, 2020

That’s worse than the cellphone.

Go with him Bat Ralph help him take down the bad guys.

At least the pizza will be cold when he gets back.

Well, you’re a multi-millionaire who took on this responsibility voluntarily.

Call the super hero in Metropolis.

Alfred’s just doing that so he can get the TV.

Since it’s super sunday, why not call superman?

There’s so many super heroes out there, surely, Batman has someone covering for him.

What does Gotham City do when Bruce Wayne’s in REM sleep at noon?

That’s my dog. I think he waits around the corner until he hears me sit down to ask to go out.

It’s time to capture Mr. Freeze and Calamity Jan.

The fool should have closed his drapes before sitting down.

At least he wasn’t on the throne, that’s usually when the phone rings.

Why would Bruce Wayne wear his Batman costume to kick back and watch the Super Bowl?

That’s his underwear.

Crime rates actually go down significantly during the Super Bowl.