The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 02, 2020

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Limburger cheese and raw onions.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    As a teller in a bank branch where the windows swung only part way open and an elderly Italian gentleman had eaten garlic for lunch, I can attest to the fact I had to step back away from my side of the counter to be able to breathe.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    They certs-aintly have a good strategy there.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Detective Tosis always gets them to talk.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Garlic!!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah! The team of Hal ’n Tosis! :D

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Mel Brook’s 2,000 year old man swore that eating an onion pickled with garlic was the secret of long life. Whenever the Angel of Death appears just say ‘Hello, who’s there?’ and you’re good for another few decades.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    This interrogator is used purposely…..lol

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Illegal stench and seizure…

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    This torture has been approved by the powers-that-be.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Next they’re going to start playing classical music and disco.

    If that doesn’t work, the cop will start dancing to pop.

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Breath boarding.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    At first I thought it was taking so long because he was stuttering. Nice word effects on the hard breathing!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    The ACLU may have a case here, for police brutality.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t work on me. Sinus operations when I was very young took out my sense of smell. I can’t remember ever smelling anything.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    And the bonus is his stuffy nose is gone.

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    posstockhoarder  almost 5 years ago

    Open up the window sucker,

    Let me catch my breath!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    As a boy of the ‘50s, I used to say to my pals, "Hhgghhello hhgghhombre hhgghhow’s my hhgghhalitosis?" Best said as a Close Talker.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    Quit stealing Eddie Murphy’s material (Golden Child)

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