Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for December 20, 2019

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    AnyFace  almost 5 years ago

    That about covers it. ✨

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    HarryCK  almost 5 years ago

    Someone called “Ye gods”.

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    HarryCK  almost 5 years ago

    Good morning™, snappers with the big yappers !

    And Tracy with out free hands with which to clamp those jaws shut. A little help here……. Saaaaaam !!! :-O

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    Neil Wick  almost 5 years ago

    Good morning™, all!

    There’s that “Ye gods!” you were waiting for.

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    avenger09  almost 5 years ago

    The fact that I’m rooting for Wally gator to finish the job make me feel a little dirty!

    Just a little!

    LOL!

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    fredville  almost 5 years ago

    Gator looks friendly, actually…..maybe he was someone’s pet. And if it is used to eating processed, butchered food then it will be looking to be fed more steak, not eat the feeders…..alligators are pretty mellow fellows….Of more interest is…..with Zelda overseas, WHAT could be so important that Splitface would want to miss THIS?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Like everyone says when they see a cliffhanger, “How’s he going to get out of this one?!”

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Alligators hiss?

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s just telling Tracy what he wants for Christmas!!!

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    Trespassers W  almost 5 years ago

    It is about time for Tarzan to swing down and fight the gator. A surprise guest star for this story!

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    jrankin1959  almost 5 years ago

    Four to the gator fed, And the yellow one said, “Roll over! Roll Over!” So they all rolled over and another days strip passed…

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ’Tis the god Sobek, and he shall protect Tracy.

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    OldDoug Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah shucks, she just wants someone to scratch her cute little forehead.

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    Pequod  almost 5 years ago

    Lorenzo made fast work of that appetizer.

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    TracyFan 65  almost 5 years ago

    James West would have had no problem. There was always some device up his sleeve or pant leg for any such occasion.

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    Ray Toler  almost 5 years ago

    How did we know Tracy would say that?

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    kantuck-nadie  almost 5 years ago

    Gee grandma, what a big mouth you have. Need a breath mint (fans the air)

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    Don Bagert Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yes, Tracy, one of those “Gods” you are always exclaiming about has taken the form of an alligator LOL j/k!!!

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    “Sam! Wake up! We have a 418!”

    “We’re helpless next to a crocodile?”

    “No, that’s a 416. I said 418!”

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    tdc1969a  almost 5 years ago

    If he can get his hands and feet free somehow, I hope Tracy remembers what he learned about alligators from one of his favorite reality shows. It definitely will come in handy in this situation.

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    buckman-j  almost 5 years ago

    I’m Thinkin’ Tess is gonna get an alligator bag and some shoes for Xmas. Just don’t let PETA know. Good art.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    At Gatorland in Florida, they let you feed the gators. You go inside the fence, and the gators come right up. The guide stands there with a pole, and places it at the gator’s jumping range. He moves it as the gators move. You stand behind the pole and toss them raw chicken. You can zipline over the swamps full of gators too.

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    *1-*What’s the noise an alligator purse makes when it’s shut? SNAP!!!

    *2-*HISSSSSSS!! BOOOOOO! That joke stinks!

    3-DT: YE GODS! I’m having a nightmare where an alligator is performing as both the standup comedian and as the audience!!! Oh well. I guess that makes me the heckler. LASSIE GETS BIGGER LAUGHS THAN YOU JUST BY COMING OUT IN DRAG!

    Editor’s Note: Lassie was played by a male dog. See, jokes CAN be funny even if you feel the need to explain them. Right? No? Damn…

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh! My Cat!!!!

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    michaeljwolff  almost 5 years ago

    Alligator pear . . . crocogator pear . . . that’s why he’s so MEAN!

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    WDD  almost 5 years ago

    He’s been at it since 1931, has a grandchild, and after all this time he has never said, “I’m getting too old for this.”

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    dsjwriter  almost 5 years ago

    I’m certain that Tracy and his associates didn’t anticipate being confronted by luggage with an attitude.

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    patroman  almost 5 years ago

    Tracy only says “Ye Gods!” because Chester Gould, and now Joe & Mike won’t let him say “Oh @#$%!”

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    harkherp  almost 5 years ago

    Great Cesar Ghost !!!

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Now, that’s a Wake-up Call! And Tracy utters his favorite expletive. Meanwhile, Lorenzo is getting close enough that one could smell his nasty alligator-breath, not to mention hear him hiss.

    We may be seeing the need for a future bionic Tracy….

    —Unless something/someone saves the day!

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