Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2019

Embrace hedonism. Just don’t use it all up on something banal.

You want happiness, Phoebe? Try sleeping through next Monday. Works well for Garfield.

Cameo appearance by Phoebe Van Pelt.

Marigold, are you delighted because you’re proud of Phoebe or are you plotting some mischief ?

The entitlement crowd

That’s it, Phoebe. Let your inner demon out!

It’s a good thing Pheobe decided this after school got out for vacation or her new found philosophy would be short lived.

Sounds like the philosophers in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who demanded rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty….

Phoebe must have discovered Albert Ellis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3io064C8QFY

Personally, if it wasn’t for that pesky reality, I’d say there’d be nothing wrong with demanding constant happiness. :P

For someone who is beyond words, Marigold sure does have a lot of them.

This won’t end well — but it will end hilariously!

I demand constant happiness everyday at the top of my voice and the world whispers, “no”.

Happiness is temporary. Aim to be content. That is what lasts.

We are witness to the birth of Varucha Salt…

Oh Phoebe. You and your demand have made me very sad today.

That is what many a Heaven’s promise is with many religions.

“Good plan. Didn’t work.”

I’m with you fellers

this is ep is what comes up as about the 3rd hit for a more-or-less generic google search for “phoebe and her unicorn” (after plenty of links to buy the books…!!!)

i kind of stopped google searching for several years… as far as i know, google doesn’t have much idea who is searching… (maybe i’m being naive?)

anyway, i was thinking happiness and unhappiness are the same thing if you have a unicorn (“unhappiness” is just short for “unicorn happiness”)