Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2019

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Embrace hedonism. Just don’t use it all up on something banal.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    You want happiness, Phoebe? Try sleeping through next Monday. Works well for Garfield.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Cameo appearance by Phoebe Van Pelt.

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Marigold, are you delighted because you’re proud of Phoebe or are you plotting some mischief ?

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    The entitlement crowd

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    That’s it, Phoebe. Let your inner demon out!

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    stellanova87  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing Pheobe decided this after school got out for vacation or her new found philosophy would be short lived.

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like the philosophers in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who demanded rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty….

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Phoebe must have discovered Albert Ellis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3io064C8QFY

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Personally, if it wasn’t for that pesky reality, I’d say there’d be nothing wrong with demanding constant happiness. :P

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    amaneaux  almost 5 years ago

    For someone who is beyond words, Marigold sure does have a lot of them.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This won’t end well — but it will end hilariously!

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I demand constant happiness everyday at the top of my voice and the world whispers, “no”.

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    Hello Sweetie  almost 5 years ago

    Happiness is temporary. Aim to be content. That is what lasts.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    We are witness to the birth of Varucha Salt…

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    dogday Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh Phoebe. You and your demand have made me very sad today.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    That is what many a Heaven’s promise is with many religions.

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    RRabbit42  almost 5 years ago

    “Good plan. Didn’t work.”

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    I’m with you fellers

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    jerrica.benton333  9 months ago

    this is ep is what comes up as about the 3rd hit for a more-or-less generic google search for “phoebe and her unicorn” (after plenty of links to buy the books…!!!)

    i kind of stopped google searching for several years… as far as i know, google doesn’t have much idea who is searching… (maybe i’m being naive?)

    anyway, i was thinking happiness and unhappiness are the same thing if you have a unicorn (“unhappiness” is just short for “unicorn happiness”)

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