So is happiness a finite resource that we need to protect that will magically make any one feel better or is this a unicorn thing that only works on unicorns like a haystack ?
During World War II, you could not buy most dessert ingredients beyond the little bit that your ration card allowed you. My grandma had a story about an old dude who’d been out prospecting for several months, and didn’t know about rationing. After he got cleaned up, he went out and treated himself to a meal he didn’t have to cook over an open fire (I always pictured one with stools along one side and booths along the other, with a juke box and a waitress that called you “hon”). When he was done, he asked for dessert, and the waitress told him “What with the rationing, all we’ve got is Jello”. He agreed to try it. When he was finished she asked him what he thought.
“Waaal, not too bad. I reckon it’s kinda like riding into the fog with your mouth open.”
I like to think Dana ran a series of carefully controlled tests involving microphones and semi-colloidal towers to determine the appropriate sound effect.
Averagemoe almost 5 years ago
That’s what you get for following Dr. Seuss’s blueprints to the letter.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
collapse, splorp, po-tay-to, po-tah-to
codycab almost 5 years ago
Jell-O makes people happy.
Antiyonder almost 5 years ago
There’s always room for Jell-O.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But the third one stayed up!
kaykeyser almost 5 years ago
So is happiness a finite resource that we need to protect that will magically make any one feel better or is this a unicorn thing that only works on unicorns like a haystack ?
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
During World War II, you could not buy most dessert ingredients beyond the little bit that your ration card allowed you. My grandma had a story about an old dude who’d been out prospecting for several months, and didn’t know about rationing. After he got cleaned up, he went out and treated himself to a meal he didn’t have to cook over an open fire (I always pictured one with stools along one side and booths along the other, with a juke box and a waitress that called you “hon”). When he was done, he asked for dessert, and the waitress told him “What with the rationing, all we’ve got is Jello”. He agreed to try it. When he was finished she asked him what he thought.
“Waaal, not too bad. I reckon it’s kinda like riding into the fog with your mouth open.”
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
Happiness goes “splorp”?
mistie710 almost 5 years ago
Jell-O? So what happened to Jell-A, Jell-B etc.?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A comic sound effect nearly on par with Don Martin. :D
jackianne1020 almost 5 years ago
Strangely, not only could I envision that, I actually heard it go splorp.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It must have been epic to see.
scyphi26 almost 5 years ago
…and we missed it?!
kr155150 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I like to think Dana ran a series of carefully controlled tests involving microphones and semi-colloidal towers to determine the appropriate sound effect.
BiggerNate91 almost 5 years ago
“Happiness has the consistency of Jell-O”
That’s gonna make me think for a good long while today.
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
Can’t wait to meet the heralds. “The Happiness Heap has spoken! Nyeah!”
Snoots almost 5 years ago
Jello shots make people even happier.
fuzzybritches almost 5 years ago
May the bluebird of happiness splorp on you!
a swino almost 5 years ago
MY happiness has the consistency of Jello. HER happiness has the consistency of high-carbon steel. (waggles eyebrows suggestively)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Splorp for the holidays…
cwg almost 5 years ago
Can’t fave this enough.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 5 years ago
Any relation to Marjorie the Trash Heap?
CoffeeKitty37 about 4 years ago
‘splorp’
Lucky loo about 4 years ago
I don’t like jell-O
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 5 months ago
Hmmm… I wonder if the Happiness Heap is related to The Trash Heap of Fraggle Rock fame…