B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 15, 2019

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    wjones  almost 5 years ago

    What is the tree decorated for? There was no Christmas back in BC years.

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    He’s seeing stars – well, at least one star!

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Alternative Christmas in an Alternative Dimension.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    You want to go through that—again?

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    carlevans93101  almost 5 years ago

    One particular Christmas season a long time ago,Santa was getting ready for his annual trip;but there were problems everywhere.

    Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elvesdid not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,heaven knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

    When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of littlepieces all over the kitchen floor.

    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

    Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas Santa. Isn’t it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn’t it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?”

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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    moosemin  almost 5 years ago

    Those people on The History Channel will claim he got the idea from Ancient Aliens!

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe that’s how the Angel got the tree shoved up his…

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    dv1093  almost 5 years ago

    Wait! Bring back the ladder!

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 5 years ago

    A star is born….

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    Aaberon  almost 5 years ago

    My Dad always put the ornament on the top of the tree first, then stood it upright and we did the rest.

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Here you go: ✨

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    jmohr134  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a comic strip, which has always had a mish-mash of modern elements..

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Hence OUR tradition of having a small artificial tree that we decorated the first time we bought it. We cover it every year with a plastic bag, and take it out for the holidays. Enough is enough. . .

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    FINE! Then YOU get on the ladder, then!!!

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    Numbnumb  almost 5 years ago

    It is called ‘Poetic License’.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 5 years ago

    “A star? Brilliant! How’d you ever come up with that idea?”

    “Well, I was just standing here, when suddenly, something just hit me…”

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Actually, rumor has it that the Germanic peoples decorated forest trees with candles and other objects many centuries before J.C. came along.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    It’ll be interesting to see which balls explode first, the Alley Oop or the Acme corporation’s.

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    Stream of conscience  almost 5 years ago

    B.C. Is anachronistic.

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    Oh yes there was. It was a pagan festival for thousands of years.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    I like it!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Huh…I always assumed it was the star of Bethlehem…

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