Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 17, 2019

And for even less strife, Please don’t wake the wife, Or you’ll get a bonk on the head!

I swear Twig hears my eyes open. Then it’s feed meeenow!

Yesh. That is the way of kittehs.

No comment.

Once you’ve reached a certain age you’ll have the chance avoid waking Luddy two, maybe three times every night!

My wife thinks it’s gross to allow an animal to sleep in your bed. Oddly enough, she’s never kicked me out, though…

Nothing is easy about rolling over in bed when there’s a cat sleeping on it with you. In fact, if the cat is sleeping very soundly and you disturb it, you’ll get teeth grabbing your toes. It the only time ours bites. Let sleeping cats sleep.

So True!

Each line has a different rhythm!

why isn’t dry food out all the time, I do

Leo sleeps on my belly. I roll and he just climbs up on my hip in his sleep. But 6:30 am and 4:30 pm his internal clock goes off and he is a meow monster til he gets fed his wet food (with kidney meds snuck in)

Cats seem to be awake more often than asleep at night. It’s almost like they’re nocturnal or something.

then shoot the cat an back in bed the end !!!

Fortunately my wife has allergies so there will never be a pet in our house. And THAT pleases me.

I have discovered that wanting and getting are not always one and the same.

It’s December, Arlo – put pajamas on!

Even in the Summer I have to have on a top or I will get a chill.

Ha! Cats— what can you do?