Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 21, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    makes you wonder how long the boy had his phone recorder on

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Fortunately, the last time someone a) didn’t have their phone on vibrate, and b) actually got a call was 2013.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Tony’s QOTD: Do you scream?

    Like teen girls at a “Why Don’t We” concert? NO!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do I scream? Well; I scream, you scream. We all scream for ice cream.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, now yell, I do, “What the h@#/!!!”

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    In addition to Peter just losing his “Man” card, his “Dad” card took a serious hit.

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    The only time I freak is when I unexpectedly walk into a web; especially if the last thing I see is the spider getting stuck to me along with the web. When I lived in Florida, it was those garden spider webs that gave me the creeps.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When the kids were really young I used to scare them just to hear them scream. They always tried to get back at me but it never worked. One night as I was about to get in bed with my wife my daughter was curled up hiding behind her. When I lifted the covers to get in she yelled BOO and actually got me to scream for the very first and only time. Unfortunately for her I usually sleep sans jammies. Should have heard her scream…LMAO.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    His mother’s son!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Nope. I’m usually the one laughing at the antics of the 2 screamers we have in the house.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    This is gonna cost him.

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