This summer when it really mattered, we were told to use the old thermometer with mercury in it, if we still had one. We did and my husband used it faithfully for about a month while recovery from major surgery. They’re not exactly accepted but still very reliable.
basspro almost 5 years ago
My proctologist wanted a sample of, well you know what, but I told him I gave at the orifice.
Tigressy almost 5 years ago
Tony asked, about 8 hours ago
Do you have one of those?
More.
Two ears and several more orifices.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Where’s the fun in that?
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No.
bbbmorrell almost 5 years ago
I’d pay to see that list.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They do make them for other orifices.
Knightman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No I don’t!!!
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
What was number one. Left or right nostril?
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
was he thinking {ahem} down there? who’d take their temperature in that area?
Grutzi almost 5 years ago
This summer when it really mattered, we were told to use the old thermometer with mercury in it, if we still had one. We did and my husband used it faithfully for about a month while recovery from major surgery. They’re not exactly accepted but still very reliable.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
I can imagine where is first choice would be, shame on me.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So many ways to get flagged here.
j.l.farmer almost 5 years ago
good thing he asked her first before putting it where he assumed it went!