Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Quiet, sir – we’ve put them down for a low doze.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The teenage aspirin will actually give you a headache.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I was a kid our mom used to give us something called Aspergum for sore throats. It was orange flavored and you chewed and swallowed the asprin. It was pretty nasty tasting but it made your throat feel better. I don’t think it’s sold anymore.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Be sure to check the “born on” date…

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    “Can you point me to the baby aspirin?”

    If you haven’t already noticed it, then probably not.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Even nightcaps and binkies…

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    The last time I asked for baby aspirin the clerk had no idea what I wanted until I said “reduced dose” aspirin.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Must be an older strip (or outdated notion). Pretty sure children are not supposed to take any aspirin. (I deserve it: call me Sheldon Cooper today)

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Bob

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Appropriately packaged. BTW, you may have to change them.

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    That’s the generic, they have nightcaps on; the brand name aspirin is Bayer.

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