Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 11, 2019

Why is Madison Square Garden round?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

“Looks like we are out of time folks… See you next week..!”

I’d assume someone named Samson did. ;)

Horace understood there were no stupid questions, but why did he get thrown out on his hooves? Was he a “neigh” sayer?

An intelligent, off-topic question can be asked at the wrong time.

correction. There are at least three stupid, asinine , ridiculous questions

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway? Is Plymouth rock shaped like a Plymouth? Can there be one annal of history? Can something be combobulated or peccable?

I’ve worked in retail…..THERE ARE STUPID QUESTIONS!!

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

How do you stop a head? Why are slow children playing?

I guess the idea is that no matter how much stupidity lies behind the question, you’re smarter to ask it than remain ignorant.

The Houyhnhnm (Horace) let his cover slip. No horsing around here Horace. Play a smarter game! An almost human stubbornness to not learn the ways of his people. far more advanced than humans are in the year 2019.

Fire ran out with gas

I don’t know about woodpeckers, but I assume Noah had some beavers

Who let the dogs out?

Here is an interesting saying attributed to both Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt…”