Every box in the multiplication table contains the total number of boxes in a rectangle with the box in question, and the 1X1 box in opposite corners. There, now you’ve practically memorized all of it.
I think about that often… how it’s hard to believe she would find anything else interesting when Marigold was around… I have a horse, and it’s been over 13 years, and I still find him to be the most interesting thing in the world, and that’s without him even being a unicorn (except in the perfect horse sense of the word). Though I suppose these two spend more hours per day together on the average day, and she is a kid, and kids are prone to easier distraction. I guess I’m saying, it’s possible to still feel the same exact sense of wonder, awe and love as the very first day with those of the equine variety—an experience that is limited strictly to that classification of animals.
Marigold, I can, without reservation or let, guarantee that, however long we might know each other, I would never fail to look at you with awe, wonder, and delight.
Averagemoe almost 5 years ago
Every box in the multiplication table contains the total number of boxes in a rectangle with the box in question, and the 1X1 box in opposite corners. There, now you’ve practically memorized all of it.
Antiyonder almost 5 years ago
1. Ultimately, ahhhhhh.
2. That said Marigold. No. That way leads to madness, even a road to an Infinite Crisis with a strawman of a comic book fanboy going crazier.
3. What if Phoebe’s gift was the published versions of Heavenly Nostril or any related merchandise?
Would Marigold be able to handle the fact that she’s a fictional character? Would she be jealous of herself?
Have I blown anyone’s mind now?
codycab almost 5 years ago
If Marigold can be jealous, imagine if Phoebe got like a Nintendo switch or something.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Thank goodness Mari stops to think… sometimes, at least.
Damaged almost 5 years ago
I used to wonder what friendship could be…
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
Is Marigold becoming nostalgic? Is that even possible for a unicorn?
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Do they still make kids memorize that stuff? Most kids I see these days barely know how to add.
loveabulldesign almost 5 years ago
I think about that often… how it’s hard to believe she would find anything else interesting when Marigold was around… I have a horse, and it’s been over 13 years, and I still find him to be the most interesting thing in the world, and that’s without him even being a unicorn (except in the perfect horse sense of the word). Though I suppose these two spend more hours per day together on the average day, and she is a kid, and kids are prone to easier distraction. I guess I’m saying, it’s possible to still feel the same exact sense of wonder, awe and love as the very first day with those of the equine variety—an experience that is limited strictly to that classification of animals.
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
The multiplication table was hard. It made my head hurt.
. . . Or was that the kitchen table?
Masterius almost 5 years ago
Marigold, I can, without reservation or let, guarantee that, however long we might know each other, I would never fail to look at you with awe, wonder, and delight.
BiggerNate91 almost 5 years ago
Who the heck cares about multiplication tables?
Wonderfunny almost 5 years ago
The 7s and 8s were the hardest to learn.
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
If Phoebe lost her entire memory, she’d be like a newborn and wouldn’t know there was anything special about a unicorn.
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
Cast the Politician Spell on her; then she’ll have a selective memory…
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Yeah! That was hard enough… :P I’m actually surprised that they still make kids do that nowadays.