Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 27, 2020

WABUBS (“What a bunch of malarkey.”)

I recognize about 1/2 of them. And I ain’t gonna look up the others. So there!

I went into a fast food restaurant recently while traveling, and not only could I not understand a word the kid behind the counter said, I could only understand half of what her co-worker explained. The first said “jinkdat” four times, never saying it slowly enough for me to interpret that she was supposed to ask, “do you want a drink with that?”

Every gen has its own lexicon. The evolving nature of language is one of its most interesting traits (ya dig??)

And a 23 Skidoo to you, too!

I’d give that game the bum’s rush.

Yes, I would need a Cray Computer too.

ROTFL

I only recognize the 2 most obvious ones – The rest – I haven’t a clue.