You got Jamaica, Bahamas, Barbados…
It was either that or her two front teeth.
I understand that Greenland is NOT for sale.
So, Santa, gift her the movie of the same name and claim you misunderstood her request. Her Maj has a Blu-Ray player, right?—If not, add one of those too.
What do you give the Empress that already has India?
Let’s hope she settles for a stocking full of Brazil nuts.
Ask Dom Pedro if it’s really worth the trouble. Oh, and the slavery thing …
The Falklands, please.
I don’t know, Your Majesty. We may be willing to give California back, though….
So schedule her in at the beauty parlor already.
Dear internet, please note that Santa Claus is spelled correctly here. There’s no “e” at the end.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
You got Jamaica, Bahamas, Barbados…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It was either that or her two front teeth.
Melki Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I understand that Greenland is NOT for sale.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
So, Santa, gift her the movie of the same name and claim you misunderstood her request. Her Maj has a Blu-Ray player, right?—If not, add one of those too.
markmoss1 almost 5 years ago
What do you give the Empress that already has India?
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Let’s hope she settles for a stocking full of Brazil nuts.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Ask Dom Pedro if it’s really worth the trouble. Oh, and the slavery thing …
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
The Falklands, please.
Kali almost 5 years ago
I don’t know, Your Majesty. We may be willing to give California back, though….
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So schedule her in at the beauty parlor already.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dear internet, please note that Santa Claus is spelled correctly here. There’s no “e” at the end.
markmoss1 almost 5 years ago
What do you give the Empress that already has India?