Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    The HOA was right.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Pig is propositioning his ex at Pigita’s place.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    almost a grammar joke

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    meg_grif  almost 5 years ago

    They say a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    Pig has a bow tie where his mouth should be. Did someone else shove his bow tie in his face?

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    feverjr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pig proved he can take a punch…

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    appears she wasn’t bowled over…

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    She put a lid on it!

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    gbars70  almost 5 years ago

    It’s not that Pigita has all that many opportunities with those pearls and that ugly wig.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    He showed more courage than most people do!

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    Yontrop  almost 5 years ago

    He should have ended the sentence with, “…for coffee.” Then she could have pretended the question was about coffee and just said, "No thanks, I never drink coffee after five pm, it gives me heartburn. But of course, that wouldn’t have been punny.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 5 years ago

    I’m only a thick ex-lorry-driver, but can someone tell me which is the preposition in that sentence? “My place” looks like a noun to me… I’m sorry if I appear ignorant in front of all you esteemed academicians…

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Why does Pig put up with her? Surely not for the great sex… :D

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    He puts up with her for the Bacon potential…

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    JoanHelen  almost 5 years ago

    Poor old Pig, he never seems to get lucky with Pigita :)

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Pork in grape sauce! Mmmmm…!

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Why does he want her – she is such a boar.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig why bother … she is not nice . She is a pig ;-) … Croc Power !

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    zerotvus  almost 5 years ago

    I aint touching this one with a ten foot pole……

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    At leas Pig did not say “Want to come at my place?”

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …the male chauvinist…

    …the swine…

    … the pork byproduct…

    …the green eggs and Spam…

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Relationships are nowhere.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Why do they have to go back to his place? What’s wrong with her’s?

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    Eristic  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe Pig should go MGTOW or in his case PGTOW.

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    rick1881  almost 5 years ago

    ’Tater, read carefully. He said “proposition,” not “preposition.”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Seriously? She pours the punch bowl over head just for him saying that? Sheesh, Pigita, has some major issues. Pig, needs to just dump her and move on

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    asmbeers  almost 5 years ago

    “Proposition”, a come-on, not “preposition”. This is for those who went to school after the 70’s.

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    Blot  almost 5 years ago

    WELL. I GUESS THE CROCS HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR AHEAD!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Well, at least she didn’t use pig iron.

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    jdjjarnold  almost 5 years ago

    We don’t do the double trailers here in Texas. Singles are long enough. I used to work at a grain elevator and had to probe and weigh the dern things.

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    alexius23  almost 5 years ago

    Her pearls before his swine?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sucker Punch.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    The way she usually acts, it seems like every sentence ends with a period.

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    most excellent

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    jonnytest  almost 5 years ago

    Either there was not enuf rum in the punch, or Pig made his move too soon.

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    D1063n35 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A proposition should never end with a sentence, of even a restraining order.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    Never end a sentence with a pun.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    The preposition is “to”, but it doesn’t end the sentence, so you’re fine. How thick was your lorry ?(Just kidding !)

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Stupid Pig! Still going out with that pig, Pigita?!

    Un-die Sweet Fanny!

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    Cathie Fornssler  almost 5 years ago

    “Proposition” not “preposition”.

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    Rfrysinger  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a pun! Proposition instead of preposition!

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    What a punchline.

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    jbruins84341  almost 5 years ago

    OK, grammar alert here. In English, despite what you have been taught in elementary school, it really is OK to end a sentence with a preposition, which is why it seems to some to be such a pervasive problem. English is a Germanic language, where doing so is just fine, and the whole preposition issue is from people who think English should use Latin rules. Lots of other misguided “rules” have been foisted upon the English language by these Latinists. Check out grammargirl.com for a better explanation. Great pun, Cartoon Boy!

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    Kesler Burns  about 1 month ago

    Never talk to a woman who uses acronyms you don’t understand.

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