“Yeah, call the manager! I want to report…I want to…oop! …I think we…hoo hoo…this tub…oh ho ho…yow…we should just…eep eep eep…right there…I’ve never….guhhhhh…”
Manager: “You called, sir? Is there a problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is I can only give you five stars on Yelp, instead of six…”
Grumpy Old Guy almost 5 years ago
You missed the asterisk that said “2 – fer special”…..
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
They’re too big to be those fish that nibble off the dead skin, around your feet…
AlanM almost 5 years ago
He won’t be happy if they start nibbling his “worm”.
Then again maybe he will.
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 5 years ago
“Yeah, call the manager! I want to report…I want to…oop! …I think we…hoo hoo…this tub…oh ho ho…yow…we should just…eep eep eep…right there…I’ve never….guhhhhh…”
Manager: “You called, sir? Is there a problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is I can only give you five stars on Yelp, instead of six…”
pcmcdonald almost 5 years ago
Needs a pool then you could be swimming with the fishes.
IshkaBibel1 almost 5 years ago
The indispensable Oxford comma.
betseytacy almost 5 years ago
wouldn’t koi in a hot tub die because of the elevated heat???
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
Let’s just hope they’re coy…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Check your moles when you get out…if some are missing; it is a Koi pond.
StephenRice almost 5 years ago
Some people always have to carp about something.
paranormal almost 5 years ago
You want Sushi with the hot tub?
aerilim over 4 years ago
Boiled Koi sounds great. It’s like fish broth…
Thehag over 4 years ago
That’s some expensive poached fish given the price of a nice good size Koi.