Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 07, 2020

O Lupin, Lupin, Lupin! Don’t waste your precious life guarding food dishes! Talk it out with Goldie.

Rimshot: Elvis! Love a snappy comeback and that one’s a winner!

Local greedy rowdy cat goes berserk. His thuggery caught on live camera.

Looks like Goldie is starting to lose her patience, along with Elvis.

Why don’t you just wrestle for it?

Today, Goldie’s outfit is definitely a wrap robe, with waist tie.

Things are going from bad to worse. Unless some cat of good sense intervenes and mediates, the outcome for them all will be very grim.

I’m suddenly getting Tabitha vibes from Goldie. She looks like she’s about to swat someone silly!

Her tail looks like a candy cane.

Not every food dish in sight, just the ones he can see.

We’re heading for a spit spat!

Lupin merely wants what he wants when he wants it.

I feel Lupin isn’t getting support from his bro’s here..(!)

Suddenly Lupin looks like a MLB umpire – And those bowls are -— SAFE!

I think this needs to be decided in court. Judge Baba maybe?

Note Elvis’ twitching tail tIp, a sure indication of an on coming snit, watch it Lupin!

From Georgia’s Twitter, another side of Lupin

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ABlTnpA23/?igshid=14k5mho4cgdgp

Lupin is being a bad kitty!

Nice to see the crew in suits.

Local cat may end up eating alone in a closed room…

Lupin and my Lucy are a lot alike:) Lucy will eat anything in site, while guarding her plate(s) and is a non-stop, very busy little cat:)

With all the turmoil in the world I love to come here and smile fore a minute. The comments are almost as entertaining as the Georgia’s kitties. Almost.

Goldie sittin over there like, “BOI”

On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B6_EDFBpQCo/?igshid=7eo3iu8in6vz Georgia has a series of photos from a few weeks ago where the four cats are eating side by side, then Lupin taps Goldie to move. Puck then moves in to eat next to Goldie out of Lupin’s dish.

Hey Lupin? What’s your BMI? Just asking.

(aka LadyKat) Lupin, your are being silly and greedy. If you empty those three dishes, you will be violently ill. Let Puck and Goldie eat.

Will the woman be pulling out the no-no spray bottle soon?

Love Goldie’s outfit-

It’s like the respective roles of Lupin and Elvis in this comic have been reversed…

(aka LadyKat) For those of you who have asked about Lady Bri: I have heard from her. She is OK, she just has a lot going on right now. She will be back eventually.

I have also heard from ShaunnMunn, and she is also doing OK.

I thought Lupin was reliably a Good Boy…what’s going on with him??

I notice that Elvis is starting a tail twitch. I don’t think that it’s going to be good for Lupin if he pushes Elvis much past that.

Happy Old Rock Day! Share it with an old rock (or old fossil) near you!

A cat of fond memory, Grape,(Blue longhair) used to dither frantically between dishes. To smooth breakfast service, my former husband’s task was to slightly delay Blue while her housemate, Rorschach, established herself on a dish. Forever after, Blue would greet the Mans bathrobe with a hiss… no matter who was wearing it, or if it was simply hanging on the closet door.

I think Lupin is about to get leaped on.

I suspect the Goldie is about to unleash the force of her female feline domination.

You tell him, Elvis. Sharing isn’t always caring.

I think the time has come for Puck to sit down with Lupin and have a chat.

In my head it goes like this…….

P: Dude, it’s time to let it go

(lupin with a grumpy face) L: But…

P: Not buts, even Elvis has admitted he was W-R-O-N-G to judge other cats.

L: She stole from me.

P: Goldie was only trying to find out what happened to her people, wouldn’t you want to know what happened if our people disappeared? (they won’t disappear, because they are good people).

L: Maybe….

P: I’ll help you be more accepting. Shall we start by welcoming Goldie to her new home.

Elvis has the right idea. Gonna deny Puck a feeding dish too, Lupin? Goldie could appologize for the tape recorder and it still wouldn’t matter. You had it out for her when no one else believed you seen her. That was before she took the tape recorder. Better watch out before Puck and Elvis turn their backs on you for being such a jerk.

Cats love to share.

I fear a no-no spray bottle in the near future.

Lupin is so in the right. Goldie did steal his property, so he has to make her miserable for a little while.

Has anyone told Goldie that Lupin is deaf?

There is no CAT here: Communication isn’t happening. Acceptance is obviously not. Trust is absent.

That’s right, they’re doomed.

Is there a food fight in the near future?