The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 18, 2020

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    sounds like he got his just desserts…

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    The shrink’s couch is imploding as we speak!!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like a Dead Man Walking.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’d better break that habit toot(h) sweet!

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    When he sits around the house, he sits “around the house”!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Cookies!!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    That sounds like a challenge to me.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Dessert Storm…

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Just say he’s fat. No point in sugarcoating it!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    If he can do that with hot dogs, he can make a living out of it!

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    When he loses it all, he’ll be eating humble pie.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    B A R F

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Overactive Pie-hole Syndrome?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Outright plagiarism from Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rookie! You should see how many donuts I can get in my mouth at one time!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    This guy is such an amateur compared to Joey Chestnut.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet he fudged the numbers.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A rarity for Mr. Hilburn: a character in The Argyle Sweater actually wearing an argyle sweater.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve always heard that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”, but I guess it runs both ways.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Wait till you see what he does on March 14th.

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    ekke  almost 5 years ago

    If I refuse to compete with him, does that make me a deserter?

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