B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 10, 2020

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    jpsomebody  almost 5 years ago

    Do make-up artists have to obtain a concealer carry license?

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    pearlsbs  almost 5 years ago

    Carrying around a rock without a sling is kind of like carrying around a bullet without a gun.

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    No pants, no pockets, where do you carry it?

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    Nirmall Kumar  almost 5 years ago

    Aren’t those pebbles lying around. Why he needs a permit to carry them :P

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Must be California :-(

    I wonder if he registered that rock?

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    HarryCK  almost 5 years ago

    When rocks are outlawed only outlaws will have rocks.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Definitely not semi-automatic.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Bloomberg is gonna have a Stroke!

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    jmcenanly  almost 5 years ago

    If you have a sling, it can be lethal. Just ask Goliath.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    The slippery slope.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    To all appearances, the other guy has small arms!

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    h.v.greenman  almost 5 years ago

    When rocks are outlawed, only outlaws will have rocks.

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    Is this a slight toward T. Rex? I bet nobody dares ask to see his license.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    That ROCKS!

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    My little baby is a Glock model 21 !

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    My son studied “stage engineering” in college. It’s all the stuff that has to do with the logistics of a performance: sound, lighting, costumes, props …

    One of his assignments was to make a rifle as a prop. So here is is walking around campus with a realistic looking rifle …

    He also had the only white part in a play called “Dreams of the King” (about MLK). He got to play a klansman complete with robe and hood. One of the venues for the performance was the Civil Rights Museum in Greensboro, N.C. He walked in with a small suitcase. The person at the desk asked him what was in the suitcase and he said, “My costume. I did not think it would be appropriate to bring it in draped over my arm.”

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    CVM CATAPVLTAE PROSCRIPTAE ERVNT TV SOLI PROSCRIPTI CATAPVLTAS HABEBVNT

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    I expected the small arms to be Barbie doll sized.

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    Sportymonk  almost 5 years ago

    Good thing concealed carriers are 21 times more law abiding than the average person. All sorts of background checks. Performance tested.

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    jtt  almost 5 years ago

    Yep, that’s pretty much how it all started. Early hominids venturing out onto the veldt quickly discovered that, when it came to securing dinner or discouraging predators, flinging pebbles was way more effective than the past practice of flinging poo. We’ve been searching for ever better pebble flingers ever since. When you get right down to it, humankind’s three greatest developments are, in order of discovery, 1) pebble flinging, 2) fire, and 3) the wheel. And that’s why revolvers are so cool. ;-)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh great. Another thing for TSA to look for.

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    Loup Garue  almost 5 years ago

    I was expexting a T-Rex.

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    Snolep  almost 5 years ago

    A certain well known person is noted for his small hands. Not that that indicates anything.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    Not sure I wanna know where he concealed it!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You have the projectile without the projector.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    NRA = National Rock Association?

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    And so it starts.

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    Is there a double barrelled model?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Whew! For a second, I thought he was going to pull out a baby arm of our Missing Link.

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    EarlWash1  almost 5 years ago

    Is it registered?

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    57BelAir  almost 5 years ago

    Too bad…the Colt 45 ACP won’t be invented until 1904.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Oooooh, Ahhhhhhh

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    Numbnumb  almost 5 years ago

    The Giant got SUCH A HEADACHE!!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But since we’re standing in what will someday be California, I am only allowed to have 9 pebbles maximum on my person.

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    He’s gonna need a shoulder holster for that baby!!! Yessir!

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    Not Bad. For a sec, thought it was going to be short-arm inspection Gag!

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    I’m waiting for the right to arm bears!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    The electro-plasma weaponry is safely hidden away in a separate location free from the glitch so far. and it is much too early for them to get them. Though they will need them when the cannibals from across the sea decide to invade.

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