Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 09, 2020

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    alasko  almost 5 years ago

    Keep it up Janis, it’ll chase Arlo away for somebody who graciously accepts his compliments.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Face it, Janis – you ARE the Venus de Arlo.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well there you go. Another one of those phrases that you need to answer correctly. Like, “I don’t care, where do you want to eat?” or "I really don’t want anything for Christmas”.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  almost 5 years ago

    Actions are about to become stronger than words….

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    Da'Dad  almost 5 years ago

    That’s life. Years ago one of my fourth daughter’s bridesmaids was a striking blonde. I mentioned this to a couple of our older kids when my son said “Father! You’re not supposed to notice things like that!” My wife asked what was going on. “Nothing” I said, “These two just think they came in the mail”

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Janis, surely you know by now that Arlo says what he means.

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    janis nerowski  almost 5 years ago

    Anyone else not able to connect to arloandjanis.com?

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    jarvisloop  almost 5 years ago

    Always tell the truth. No one will ever believe you, anyway.

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like she just said “Show me!” Arlo is contemplating “OK. You asked for it.”

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    Cincoflex  almost 5 years ago

    I love Arlo’s ‘Not moving until you take that back,’ expression!

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

    Mark Twain.

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    ncorgbl  almost 5 years ago

    I usually tell my lady that sort of thing afterward. Then she knows I’m sincere and have no ulterior motive. Of course I do – next time.

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    Going Nuts  almost 5 years ago

    Shoes, hair, attire…., a typical female response to a compliment.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo has a contemplative demeanor …

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Mud for the turtle,Arlo.Full speed ahead ;)

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    andy vast-binder  almost 5 years ago

    Jeez Janis, just take his word for it!

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She’s flattered by the compliment, but doesn’t believe him for one second.

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Am I?” [With cocked eyebrow]

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “No. I actually think you’re a hideous beast-woman whose face would freeze sewage and whose body would shame an orc. Or am I “just saying that?”

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    gcottay  almost 5 years ago

    Action speaks . . .

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Bugs Bunny, “She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody’s baby once!”

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Janis, remember you’re married so he is no longer obligated to compliment you. So they have to be coming from the heart.

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    She stumped me.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, he thinks you look even more beautiful because you used to be a mite skinny.

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    alexius23  almost 5 years ago

    Charles de Gaulle once said, “old age is a shipwreck”. Be glad you are still vertical, savor the days you have and accept the fact you aren’t a teenager ~then move on…

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    Notice she didn’t reply that ’You’re as handsome as ever too"!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    “Here, let me show you what I mean.”

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    locake  almost 5 years ago

    Janis is so dumb. A smart women would never discourage her lover from thinking she is beautiful.

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    95  almost 5 years ago

    Not “just” saying that!

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    Ahuehuete  almost 5 years ago

    If she keeps telling him that she’s unattractive, he will eventually agree with her.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, he’s not.

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    Too much. I’m out of this one.

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    it can be hard to realize that the things we don’t like in the mirror don’t really bother our friends and family. Strangers, on the other hand, can be brutal.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 5 years ago

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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    axe-grinder  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo doesn’t have to say anything to prove how attractive he finds Janis… “little Arlo” is giving her a full salute to prove it!

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    bevgreyjones  almost 5 years ago

    “I am saying that because it is true.”

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    Right now husband is about to do a terribly romantic thing. I am at the tail end of a bad cold and he is about to – for the third week – refill our daily pill boxes (5 combined). It is normally my job as it drives him crazy. I keep one (extra) week in our travel boxes so it will be easy for him to transfer to our home boxes, but this is now the second week he has to figure it all out. It is sweet to watch him try to figure it all out.

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