Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 29, 2020

She did that on purpose.

Knowing you, Calvin, the monsters are more scared of you then you are of them.

Nice way to wake up Calvin in the middle of the night.

and Hobbes couldn’t get Calvin the glass of water because…?

Cut the legs off your bed.

Reminds me of that scene in “Throw Mama From The Train” when Billy Crystal first saw Mama.

There’s more than one kind of monstrous apparition.

Serves you right,Calvin. Waking your mom up in the middle of the night.

Between this and Garfield the compliments are flying today….:-D

And over the bed. Yikes.

A midnight monster!!

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it, I had to grin when I saw this, this morning… Thank you Bill…

It’s going to take a while for Calvin to unsee that!

Zombie mom.

Monster at door > monster under bed!

No monster can be scarier than that sight!

I’ve seen worse…

Be careful for what you wish for Calvin.

My niece lived with us for a while when she was doing her college internship with a company in my town. She looked like your typical supermodel, tall, size zero, blonde hair, exceptionally pretty face …

We set her up with the son of one of our friends to “show her around town” and introduce her to people of her age. He agreed to the “pity date.” I can still remember what he looked like when he first saw her. The draw dropped and he started drooling.

The amazing thing is that I saw her when she first got up in the morning and she looked good even then. She uses a lot of makeup, but it looks good on her. In my opinion, most women overdo it. She pulls it off nicely. But she doesn’t need makeup. Some women are like that I guess.

As for my wife, I am way to prejudiced to see her other than good looking all the time.

There’s a reason the monsters stay under the bed. They might encounter Mom.

Maybe it’s really Hobbes under the bed.

Careful what you wish for— or demand— Calvin.

Now Calvin has to go to the bathroom.

Be careful what you wish for…

If you were scared before, Calvin, you sure are now.

No sane monster would stay after seeing that.

So happy my own kids back then never did that, when the fell asleep out for the night.

I wish I had monsters under my bed.

And, Mom – I’m going to need clean sheets, too…

So that’s why Calvin has no siblings.

Too bad Broom Hilda couldn’t have delivered the water…. :-)

Lucky for Calvin she didn’t have her ‘death-ray’ curlers in.

The best laugh of the week.. Thanks

he’s right

Not nearly as bad as the monster at the door…