My niece lived with us for a while when she was doing her college internship with a company in my town. She looked like your typical supermodel, tall, size zero, blonde hair, exceptionally pretty face …
We set her up with the son of one of our friends to “show her around town” and introduce her to people of her age. He agreed to the “pity date.” I can still remember what he looked like when he first saw her. The draw dropped and he started drooling.
The amazing thing is that I saw her when she first got up in the morning and she looked good even then. She uses a lot of makeup, but it looks good on her. In my opinion, most women overdo it. She pulls it off nicely. But she doesn’t need makeup. Some women are like that I guess.
As for my wife, I am way to prejudiced to see her other than good looking all the time.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
She did that on purpose.
codycab almost 5 years ago
Knowing you, Calvin, the monsters are more scared of you then you are of them.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 5 years ago
Nice way to wake up Calvin in the middle of the night.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
and Hobbes couldn’t get Calvin the glass of water because…?
boniface22 almost 5 years ago
Cut the legs off your bed.
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of that scene in “Throw Mama From The Train” when Billy Crystal first saw Mama.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
There’s more than one kind of monstrous apparition.
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Serves you right,Calvin. Waking your mom up in the middle of the night.
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
Between this and Garfield the compliments are flying today….:-D
jvn almost 5 years ago
And over the bed. Yikes.
rentier almost 5 years ago
A midnight monster!!
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it, I had to grin when I saw this, this morning… Thank you Bill…
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
It’s going to take a while for Calvin to unsee that!
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Zombie mom.
Red33410 almost 5 years ago
Monster at door > monster under bed!
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
No monster can be scarier than that sight!
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’ve seen worse…
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 5 years ago
Be careful for what you wish for Calvin.
dflak almost 5 years ago
My niece lived with us for a while when she was doing her college internship with a company in my town. She looked like your typical supermodel, tall, size zero, blonde hair, exceptionally pretty face …
We set her up with the son of one of our friends to “show her around town” and introduce her to people of her age. He agreed to the “pity date.” I can still remember what he looked like when he first saw her. The draw dropped and he started drooling.
The amazing thing is that I saw her when she first got up in the morning and she looked good even then. She uses a lot of makeup, but it looks good on her. In my opinion, most women overdo it. She pulls it off nicely. But she doesn’t need makeup. Some women are like that I guess.
As for my wife, I am way to prejudiced to see her other than good looking all the time.
rshive almost 5 years ago
There’s a reason the monsters stay under the bed. They might encounter Mom.
mizdurble almost 5 years ago
Maybe it’s really Hobbes under the bed.
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
Careful what you wish for— or demand— Calvin.
carlzr almost 5 years ago
Now Calvin has to go to the bathroom.
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Be careful what you wish for…
BiggerNate91 almost 5 years ago
If you were scared before, Calvin, you sure are now.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
No sane monster would stay after seeing that.
kab2rb almost 5 years ago
So happy my own kids back then never did that, when the fell asleep out for the night.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I wish I had monsters under my bed.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And, Mom – I’m going to need clean sheets, too…
Ahuehuete almost 5 years ago
So that’s why Calvin has no siblings.
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Too bad Broom Hilda couldn’t have delivered the water…. :-)
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lucky for Calvin she didn’t have her ‘death-ray’ curlers in.
mitchel.farr almost 5 years ago
The best laugh of the week.. Thanks
squiggle almost 5 years ago
he’s right
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not nearly as bad as the monster at the door…