Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 29, 2021

She should know better than to interac with the wildlife.

So where’s the card-swiper??

I often sat near a pigeon-lady 20 years ago in Copley Sq. Boston. Hundreds of birds would flock near, covering her head to toe as she tossed out pecks of crumbs to the flying rats.

There were surprisingly many pigeons with trip wires on a leg. She was prepared and removed them as she could. Then I noticed other one footed birds.

There may be strong temptation but there is never reason to be cruel to an animal. There are some who do the wrong thing, sad but true. But so many.. had to be organized sick~os.

She should take a page from Tom Lehers songbook.

She’d make a pretty good scarecrow.

They take Chex and pizza. (I’m too tired to think up an appropriate pun for Mastercard.)

Aww crummy buttons!