Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 08, 2022

In age only.

Fat Chance is a bit of a stretch…

I agree. I can’t tell them apart. Which is who again?

I always wondered why a Wise Man and a Wise Guy are totally different – while Slim Chance and Fat Chance are the same!

They are twins. They were at birth anyway.

Since then they have lived up to – grown into – their names.

Do they have a sister named Notta?

Guess which one is a repuligun.

Neither had any kids, so they never had a Chance?

There was also a half-brother…Notta.

No Chance they are twins.

So, Fat Chance is the one with the mustache, right?