Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 06, 2023

If you want to know where the corn is, you need to humor him.

The snowman looks nervous

Do corn farmers still use scarecrows?

Some of them around here do. I don’t know how successfully though.

You dummy, can’t you see he’s naked…that’s why he’s giving you a cold shoulder.

And when he tries to make eye contact, all he gets is an icy, coal stare.

I’ve heard of winter wheat but never winter corn.

Corny…