Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 28, 2023

And then he ate the palm of his hand…half way up to his elbow.

Look again!

You were fortunate to have a palm of a hand to feed it!

See the fin swimming away trailing blood?

It’s too bad he has nothing to show for it.

He oughta get that looked at.

A stitch in time saves nine. Old stumpy is the smart one in his family. He went on to become a famous one arm pirate in the movies.

Not at all funny. I once knew a woman who loster her husband because of a shark attack. She even lost her unborn child because of the shock.

He’s as radius he’ll ever be.

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty! :)

“Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and he shows them, pearly white…”