Don’t criticize a person’s last words! Just offer some alternatives for the guy to consider. “I curse you all!” or “I’ll be back when you least expect me!” or “I’m innocent!” or “I’d do it all again if I could!”
If I were the commandant, I’d probably commute the guy’s sentence just for giving me a laugh. But herewith some possible comebacks from the condemned man:
“Hmm . . . not very memorable, is it? How about taking me back to my cell and giving me time to think up something deeper and more profound? Shouldn’t take me more than, oh, I don’t know, 30 years.”
“I never was good at thinking on my feet.”
“Not good enough? Well, excuuuse me!” (credit: Steve Martin)
“Yeah, well — ‘I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country’ was already taken.”
“Well, #@%*%# you, you #$%&%, why should I give a $#&& what you think?” (If you’re about to be executed, you might as well go out with a bang — so to speak.)
WDDIM about 1 month ago
He could have said, “Wish you were here.”
Doug K about 1 month ago
He needs to repeat it over and over to click his heels together.
I wish I wasn’t here. I wish I wasn’t here. I wish I wasn’t here. I wish I wasn’t here. … There no place like home. There’s no place like home …
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago
suppose it could be “I wish I was someplace else!”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Those last words would certainly make sense to me
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He wishes they were firing squad and not hiring a new one.
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Other than that, while I am standing here, do you have any last words?”
“Yes, FIRE!”
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
His smiling crotch disturbs me. :)
Aimless Melissa about 1 month ago
Don’t criticize a person’s last words! Just offer some alternatives for the guy to consider. “I curse you all!” or “I’ll be back when you least expect me!” or “I’m innocent!” or “I’d do it all again if I could!”
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Where’s that Dorothy and Toto and blasted Wicked Witch of the West with that look alike.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
I don’t blame him.
tinstar about 1 month ago
No matter where you go, there you are.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
If I were the commandant, I’d probably commute the guy’s sentence just for giving me a laugh. But herewith some possible comebacks from the condemned man:
“Hmm . . . not very memorable, is it? How about taking me back to my cell and giving me time to think up something deeper and more profound? Shouldn’t take me more than, oh, I don’t know, 30 years.”
“I never was good at thinking on my feet.”
“Not good enough? Well, excuuuse me!” (credit: Steve Martin)
“Yeah, well — ‘I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country’ was already taken.”
“Well, #@%*%# you, you #$%&%, why should I give a $#&& what you think?” (If you’re about to be executed, you might as well go out with a bang — so to speak.)