Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 10, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Q. What does a 500 pound parrot say? A. Polly want a cracker,NOW!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Polly went crackers!

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    When I had parrots, they preferred hot peppers.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Polly’s been irritable since contracting pneuMacawcal pneumonia.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    A bird that big needs a whole box of crackers Dick. And pray it’s not a carnivore.Polly a Birdbrain Headeater species?

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 3 months ago

    From all of the parrot videos I’ve seen, “Whatcha doin’?” seems like the most common phrase.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Beware the Angry Bird with TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    A cousin has sign in television room, @#%* the cracker! Poly want a cocktail!

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    TheWildSow  3 months ago

    Yesterday there was a guy walking around the neighborhood with a blue-&-yellow macaw on his shoulder. Wow, the things you see when you’re retired and don’t have to be at WORK all day!

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    Aimless Melissa   3 months ago

    I tried to teach my bro’s bird to say “I love you.” Never happened. That’s what all talking birds should be taught to say, in my opinion. In a sweet tone of voice.

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