Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 13, 2024

What did the fox say?

Not only think outside the fox. Imagine yourself outside the fox. Manifest yourself outside the fox. Be outside the fox.

(Now, translate into Yoda speak.)

And that is what happens to the fox when he eats too fast.

That Fox gonna need some “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is!” Alka-Seltzer. Sick Rats.

no wonder I feel like people are staring at me when I look at my belly!

Oh my! Look at all those gutsy faces! They make my stomach churn.

Small faces.

They look terrifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Try a different “news” network.